February 2012
Guy used the urinal and then washes his hands. Before he dried them off with the paper-towels, he said, “Sorry about using you to dry my hands,” then the tissue says in return,” Ah boss, it’s okay. I’m just glad to lend a hand.” The man smilingly tosses the tissue away and begins to walkout when he heard the tissue ask, “Got a sec to talk about ancestry?” “Not really,” the man...
Judge Judas
She’s reading a book that provoked my chivalry, so I walked over, asked, “Can I see this?” as I grabbed it gently from her hands and began reading it to her. I licked the page instead of my thumb to turn the first page I read and she immediately grabbed the book, walked off, mumbling, “Freak…” Of course she was off to fantasize about my arousing freakiness. This is what ensured my philosophical...
January 2012
If Jack and Jill tried going up to the top of the Fool’s hill, Jack would fall down. He isn’t worthy.
